Cops do their jobs. The System works.
Depending upon your revulsion to the prior two axioms, you're probably on one side of a continuing debate in America about the fate of blackfolks. I am heir to this annoyingly perennial race debate, so I'm part of the problem. But at least I'll admit the fetish.
For those of you living in reality, Paris Hilton, idle rich heiress with nice boobs, was busted for drunk driving or some such violation of probation having to do with such world historical evil as suspended drivers' licenses. She was sentenced to serve some jail time, which made national headlines in the Rikki Lake Parallel Universe. In close proximity to that dimension of space-time, exist the the racial theorists who momentarily leaped for joy that some relative to The Man was getting stuck. However due to a high priced legal trick, Hilton was released from jail, chipped and put under house arrest instead. This, naturally tripped the Sharpton alert which resulted in a bloviate chorus of whines from here, here, here, here, and here.
Within a day or two, another judge sent her back to the slam, and at the current moment, I think she's out having served a total of three days. I can't be sure of this because I'm rather loathe to tune into the Entertainment Tonight Universe. But at long last, last night came a sentence of wisdom that puts all the blabber to rest - in theory anyway. You know how it is when little dogs start yapping and chasing their tails.
"We needed bed space for real criminals".
Well duh. Considering how many of the thousands of jail cells are occupied by illegal aliens, 34,000 at last count in California, this would seem to be a truism. So I'm please to offer the following counter-theory to shutup the mealy mouthed race chasers who seem so put out but this excess of 'white privilege'.
It ain't white privilege that busted Paris Hilton out of jail, it was citizenship privilege. If it weren't for all those illegal immigrants crowding up the California penal system, we would have plenty more room for petty offenders like Paris Hilton, and the the 'war on at-risk black youth' aka those named 'Shaniqua' who are otherwise presumed not to get a break because they're not blonde, rich and hot crotched.
I say deport all the illegals so we can throw more Americans in jail. Starting with everyone on Sharpton's side on this melodrama. They can't blog from jail can they?