Aww man this is impossible. But I'll give it a shot.
1. Eat dinner at the White House as the guest of the President.
2. Drive a Bugatti Veyron over 200mph.
3. Take a horseback tour retracing Lewis & Clarke's entire adventure.
4. Spend a night on the Space Station.
5. Bench press six plates.
6. Master Aikido.
7. Laze around the Tahitian sailing community for a year.
8. Attend Latin Mass at the Vatican.
9. Write my novels.
10. Christen at least one great-grandchild.
(11). Destroy my evil bucket list.