I bet my son a nickel that the reason that American sprinter Carmelita Jeter was wearing the full red body suit for her event was that she had a tatoo that she didn't want the world to see. I like Jeter and I was trying to figure out whether or not she was as ripped as the other track women. It turns out that, hell yeah she's ripped and that yes she has a tatoo but it's nothing to be ashamed of. That's where I'd put mine, a lightning bolt on the outer thigh.
Well I truthfully cannot keep track of all the hypenated women's names that we have out there. In fact it's starting to sound like South America with some of these females. That's all good for what it's worth, but awfully damned confusing. I suppose we have Joyner-Kersee to blame for a lot of this, not to mention Briscoe-Hooks. Richards-Ross is the latest and isn't she just a sweetie? Hmm, maybe, maybe not, but she's got the hair going on and that big Chanel bling earring thing too. Gotta say, I'm liking her personality, but Alysia Montano is the winner in that department. Felix is good looking - well their all good looking, but hmm. Who do I like best? I guess Felix. We've already forgotton Tarmoh from the Oregon trials. Too bad. International media is deadly. So when Al Michaels tells women to smile it sounds really annoying and cruel, but to get dissed in media is even crueller and media don't care. So when you smile for the camera, I know I love you better..
Oh yeah. Go May Traener. Great work. True champions. Blam. USA USA USA!
The Underwater Camera
It doesn't exist in prime time, and that, n's and b's, is the only reason to watch water polo. So I won't.
Where can I get some of those socks, yo? He can single handedly bring back high tops and tube socks. It's really too bad he didn't get the gold. And why are we not seeing and hearing Dwight Stones? Didn't they even bother to ask him into the booth? Speaking of which, what happened to Liam McHugh? He ripped it for the Tour de France.