So you asked me:
"Why would a civilian living peacefully need a semi automatic gun?"
So we're going to play a game of reason. You first need to ask me a question and then I will answer. Then we will switch. Ready? OK.
M: Ask me if I've ever been ass raped by a booty busting faggot.
M: Go ahead, ask me.
Y: Have you ever been ass raped by a booty busting faggot?
M: No, my ass is just fine. Now it's my turn to ask you a question. I'm going to ask you if you have ever been shot in the ass by a maniacal gun toting vigilante. Just so. Have you ever been shot in the ass by a maniacal gun toting vigilante?
M: How's your ass?
Y: None of your business.
M: Come on, say the words.
Y: My ass is just fine, asshole.
M: Now I make a statement. I say all American citizens have the Constitutional right to do what they like with their dicks, so long as my ass is just fine.
Y: I know what you're trying to do here. There's really no parallel. Guns are designed to kill people.
M: Do you really want to get into a discussion about what the penis is designed for?
Y: I'm not going to say it.
M: Yeah well that's why I don't respect your opinions.
Y: I'm unfriending you.
M: Please, don't let me stand in the way of your contradictions.