Two Worlds is the suckiest game I've ever played. Change that. It's the suckiest game I never played. It took me all of 15 minutes to realize that this was a loser. I rather feel sorry for the guys who had to write this game because they're going to have to crib their resumes if they expect to work again. Something went radically wrong here.
The first thing that went radically wrong is that this game arrived in 2007, several years after Fable and Oblivion. It's a damned high standard. The second thing that went radically wrong is that this was released on the 360. The XBox is still out there, and there are still games like Blynx and Oddworld at the lower end oft he graphics wars which are still playable. I dunno maybe the whole thing was a bad idea. I mean orcs are so yesterday.
But from the very first cut scene, this was a snore. Sorry guys. It made for about 10 minutes of hilarious mockery MST3K style, but then even that got tired. Two Worlds is officially the second worst video game ever to hit my console, number one being uh... I think it was Minority Report. Nah, check that. Minority Report was actually fun for about 10 minutes. This one was never fun, and within two minutes of the action, the camera got lost behind a wall. Bag it.
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