There seems to be some controversy over the exact name and description of one Catalina Matalina. How do you remember her?
She had ten hairs on her head
Five were alive and the other five were dead
Her feet were as large as a bathroom mat
Never did ask how they got like that.
She swam like a feather and dove like a rock
And when she hit the bottom you could hear it at the top.
Her ears were as large as the sails on a boat
Put her in the water and I bet she'd float.
She had two eyes in her head
One was gray and the other one red
She had two teeth in her mouth
One pointed East and one pointed South.
Her neck was as long as a ten foot pole
And right in the middle was a big fat mole.
Catalina Matalina Opastina Watalina Hoka Poka Loka was her name.
I swear
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