(warning: blogging while drunk)
I'll have you know that I think that it is entirely possible and probably likely that we will build agents to care about us in ways we cannot convince others to care. Until such time as that occurs we will have to make embarrassingly vulnerable comments such as the following.
I will be in Cincinnati / Detroit / Washington DC / Baltimore over the next three weeks. Please forgive me in advance for not knowing that you, my dear associate / reader / friend / former intimate are in the vicinity and possibly available for chat / meals / carousing but I tend to be forgetful. Still I would like to exchange emails / words / bodily fluids with you while we are in reasonable physical proximity because this is what we normal humans are supposed to do. On the presumption that you find this mutually agreeable, have your calendar / s.o. / legal staff talk to my calendar / s.o. / legal staff and let's make this thing happen. Otherwise fuckoff for ignoring me you fraud.
If you didn't know, now you know.
This overview is for informational purposes and is not an offer to sell or a solicitation of an offer to buy or sell or exchange any bodily fluids and may not be relied upon in connection with the such exchange of personal property. Bodily fluid exchanges are subject to rigid terms and conditions and subject to regulatory approval.
Seriously, I'll be in the Cincinnati area through 8/8
Then I'll be in the DC area 8/8 through 8/13
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