It's 2009 and the Conservative Brotherhood is expanding once again. Kevin Jackson is one of our newest members.
Jackson writes for The Black Sphere. I have never seen a more comprehensive and funny deck of cards satirizing Barack Obama than on his left sidebar. Jackson is edgy and and witty:
The Black Sphere blog, aka Black Ops is an informative and humorous blog site that has a mission to "pimp slap" Liberals. We give daily beatdowns, sanctioned by the Republican leadership, who can admit no knowledge of our existence.
Jackson is an insightful master of snark and he pulls no punches, delivering the kind of rapid fire blows that make the opponent try to laugh and shrug it off. He demonstrates his ability to read deeper into the popular press and say what they are unwilling to. A proper blogger to be sure:
Here are a few elements of the Obama-Biden plan from this article in Yahoo News:
"Ideas included weatherizing 1 million homes, shifting to a paperless health system, investing in disease prevention and modernizing schools.
Obama's team and congressional staff over the last week have been scrambling to come up with details of a plan to pump up the droopy economy with $650 billion or more in government spending over the next few years."
I'm not sure how many jobs "disease prevention" creates or saves, but he is The Messiah. And as for weatherizing one million homes, well why not ten million? If weatherizing one million creates X, then ten million should create 10X, if my math is right. And what happened to "inflating our tires"? Surely that idea is not under the bus? How many jobs would that create? I will search "tire inflators" on Monster.com, and get back with you on that one.
Next he plans to dump (their word, not mine) $650B into the economy. I agree, it will be dumped. They could consider just burning it as well, as I predict the same outcome in its impact in the economy. A bunch of people who don't deserve the money getting the money. Well I can see the stimulus this will create.
Here is the translation of "dumping" $650B into the economy - Pay the bribes to the poor who got him elected. A little Steak Tartar for the ObamaZombies.
The "plan" here is simply to "divvie" up the $650B into nice little slivers, and send them out in the form of welfare, oops…stimulus checks. For you recipients, be sure to have your Obama-Biden signs up, so the postman knows where to deliver your welfare checks.
I'm looking forward to hearing him put liberal feet to fire in the upcoming weeks and months. Check out some of his other stories:
- For the Girl Who Has Almost Everything - Caroling Kennedy for Senate, Part II
- Turdapalooza - And You Thought Hillary Was Unqualified - Meet Caroline Kennedy
- One More Liberal Scoundrel Down...More to Come - William Jefferson's Frozen Funds
- Candidate #5 - Buying of a Senate Seat
Welcome Kevin!
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