Of course I've been following the brutal chaos on the other side of the world, still I have time to do restaurant reviews. And then I came upon this angry rant by someone I know to be a leggy blonde but will remain anonymous. If Googling the following text (or Wikileaks) gets her back to me I will be cut from her social network, but that's ok because I have redundancies. But you really have to think about what gives when people can write the following, a review of a dance club called Voyeur.
I am bitter about the fact that I have to put one star in this review. They get ZERO stars. Less then, if that's possible.
This is the WORST club in LA. THE WORST. Let's get reviewing:
-Drinks - Weak, expensive, tiny, mostly ice. It will cost you $100 to get even a little buzz.
-Staff - Rude, bitchy, inefficient, slow
-Promoter/door guy - SO UNBELIEVABLY RUDE. I WILL NEVER, EVER, GO NEAR THIS CLUB AGAIN BECAUSE OF HIM. I went with one other girlfriend, and we are both 26 and were dressed very well. I have been to a ton of clubs in LA and have NEVER been treated this rudely by ANYONE. And for no reason. We were both stone cold sober when we got there and completely polite. Someone should tell him he's a 40 year old promoter and needs to get the fuck over himself. Not to mention when we finally got in, it wasn't even half full. On a FRIDAY NIGHT!!!!
There were two sweet gay guys standing next to us who said they had been waiting for HALF an HOUR. While the asshole door guy let others fly through. When we left they were still outside. REALLY? Being shitty to the GAYS in WEST HOLLYWOOD??? Not on my watch bitches!!!!
-Crowd - If you like 19 year old crackheads doing blow in the bathroom and a very large amount of super douchy, ugly ass guys walking around like they are God's gift, then you'll LOVE it. Otherwise go ANYWHERE ELSE.
I always have fun when I go out. Always. This was the single worst experience I have had in the time I have lived in LA. If you are looking for a fun club go to Eden, Supperclub, Playhouse, Industry, etc. If you are just looking for a chill place to hang out go next door to the Surly Goat. The staff are awesome, the prices are HALF what they are at Voyeur and the drinks are TWICE the size.
Dear Voyeur,
I fucking HATE you. Close.
So, uhm. Jeez what can I say after that? Somebody let the UN know about this place.
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