I hung out with an old friend the other day and he said some things that reminded me, although he's Jewish, of stuff my old black friends say all the time. It has a chorus that doesn't particulary annoy me, but it gets my attention. It goes a little something like this.
I haven't seen anyone get the chair that didn't deserve it yet.
No, I don't believe abortions should be so very easy to get.
And what kind of fool believes that you can spend your way out of debt?
That's how I feel, but don't call me conservative.
I should be able to send my kids to any school I choose.
Immigrants should be instant citizens if they pay armed forces dues.
Don't get me started about exported jobs, that always gives me the blues.
Just keeping it real, but don't call me conservative.
Yes I pay too much in taxes, and it doesn't make me feel any better if some millionaire pays more.
Public school education is a joke, and half the women on TV are dressed like a whore.
The federal deficit is obscene and nobody really knows the score.
You know that's the deal, but don't call me conservative.
Politicians must think I'm stupid to believe their every lie.
If Bin Laden had bombed the Statue of Liberty Afghanistan would fry
I used to like Obama, but now I'm not so sure about that guy.
That's what I know, but don't call me conservative.
I got nothing against gays, I don't see what's the big deal.
I pull my weight and I don't hate, you don't hear me squeal.
Some times I wish an ordinary guy could be the squeaky wheel.
Just call me Joe, but don't call me conservative.
They legalize maraijuana but not a new pipeline for gas
Going to the moon in a rocketship is now seen as a thing of the past
And all I hear about China is that they're going to own my ass
If I'm mad at that, does that make me conservative?
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